Only Southerners know

by WildHorses 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses
    14. If there is the prediction of, or the slightest chance of, or even the most minuscule accumulation of snow, your presence is expected at the local grocery store. It does not matter if you need anything from the store. It is just something you're spos'ed to do.

    LOL that is an absolute truth here in NC. If they are calling for snow, you better believe that you will not find aparking spot and if you do and you need bread, milk or eggs, you might as well forget it. Those items are already sold out. You might as well go straight home.

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Oh my gawd, I love grits with sugar and butter. I will do the salt n peppa thing , sometimes.

    I'm fixin' ta cook me up a mess of collards in a bit.

    ROTFLAMO Ya'll are crazy...........oh my gawd , ya'll those descriptions are so true. But it made me miss my Grannie, I loved going "down home" to see her. She always had biscuits and buttermilk, not the sweet milk and heaven forbid sweet bread( white loaf like Wonderbread). She taught me that indeed , bacon grease is precious and makes the best damn tomato gravey to be slopped up by her big cathead biscuits.

    It's so hot down here we have to find ways to pass the time with out dying of a heat stroke, so we actually try to get away with wearing the least amount of clothes the law will allow. Most stores ' round these parts,dont really care if the kids come in barefooted.

    The creeks around here are gorgeous and cool ,just right for a quick dip, so we always have extra clothes and a towel or blanket in the back of the truck for these quick dips if need be.

    Only someone from the south can know the true joy that as a child you can have with a stick, a string and a piece of bacon..........for crawfishin'.

    We used to go and pick blackberries for Grandma to make blackberry pie, and it was hard not to eat them as we went along, her pie wasnt really a pie at all. It was dumplin's. I have tasted no delight like her blackberry dumplin's since she passed.

    For all you Yank...... I mean Northeners.......hehe......... what you read here is just the tip of the iceburg of what the south is about..........and yes we are proud to be from the south,,,,,and yes,,, we do laugh at ourselves right along wit cha.

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses
    and yes we are proud to be from the south

    True, I may be a transplant here in the south, but there is no place else I'd rather live. This is my home.

  • teejay
    teejay

    Throughout my life, whenever someone has asked me where I was from...

    ... thru the snickers and rolling eyes I have always been (and always WILL BE) proud to say, "I'm from Arkansas." It is one of the best things I could ever say about me.

  • COMF
    COMF

    Born and bred (isn't that backward? Shouldn't it be "bred and born"?) in Texas. Except for a 4-month stint in Tennessee, lived here all mah life.

    Y'all kin have mah share of the grits. Yuck. I'll take the 'maters with eggs.

    And a true Southerner never screams obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 mph on the interstate. They just say "aw, bless her heart", and go on around her.

    No, no. Anyone going less than 55 on an interstate is deservin' of killin'. Only on farm-to-market roads or idlin' through town at 10 MPH are the little old ladies excusable.

    Only a Southerner knows that 'fixin' can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

    I think it's even more regional than that, unless Arkansas doesn't count as southern. I had a girlfriend from Arkansas (some of you H2O old-timers may remember those days, back around '97, '98... see pic below) who just got all giggly whenever I said I was fixin' to do something (i.e., "I'm fixin' to run down to the Zip 'n' Gyp, do you woant anythang?") (Technical note: "want" is pronounced with a long o, as in "won't"). For several minutes after I said it, she would keep repeating it. "Fixin'. I'm fixin'. I'm fixin' to go. Tee hee hee!"

    Captain O.M. Fate with Ordie, Arkansan Extraordinaire (and she was a fine woman, too)

    (edited to add the pic, which I forgot on the initial post)

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    I am from right under from where you are fromya Teejay,,,,,,,,,Lousiana, I live about 2 miles from the Arkansas line. I live Northwest Louisiana a hop skip and a jump from the Texas line. We have the bayous up this way too like down south Louisiana, but we have alot more pine trees and big oaks. It is very green here but hot as hades already,,,,,,,,98 degrees the other day, and that is not counting what the humidity does to that temp.

    I guess that is why us southern women are so damn lazy........ we just don't have the energy to do too much after cookin' on the hot stove and having to go out in the heat........ we must conserve our energies........hehe. ( just trying to make an excuse for being lazy I guess,,,,,, did it should good?)

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Teejay, I've always wanted to know. What did Arkan see?

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Love this, y-all makin' me home sick, (I'll in Mich.) I miss breezin' it in the sunshine! One that sticks in my craw is the Civil War. Wern't nothin' civil about it and down home we call it the War of Northern Aggression! Maverick

  • myself
    myself
    Teejay, I've always wanted to know. What did Arkan see?

    probably somethang differnt then Tennes' see

  • teejay
    teejay
    I am from right under from where you are fromya Teejay,,,,,,,,,Lousiana...

    I remember, Lyin.

    I had friends who used to live in Homer (did you ever know or remember the Boyds?). I will always remember my first trip down there to visit them. Spectacularly beautiful. Tall pine trees and, like you said, very green. But hot as hell. And humid as all get out. We were down there a week and felt right at home. Folks sat on their porch of an evening and when we went for walks or drives to the corner store for a pop or a sour pickle, they would wave like they'd known us their whole life. Good people. Good as gold.

    Btw, my sister's significant other is from S Louisiana (if I had a map I could probably tell you where). Limme tell ya... that man will cook at the drop of a hat. And when I say "cook," I mean THROW DOWN! ... you hear whut I'm sayin'? Three or four meats, jumbalya, dirty rice... enough viddles to feed a small army – and don't measure nothing. Just dumps the spices into the pot and you talk about some fine eating. My god. Folks just don't know.

    Nah, you can go all over the world and not find a higher quality human being that what you can found down south. No question about that.

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    edited to say that i wish Simon would do something about this font... Sorry it's so big, y'all.

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