My DC convention program:
sing song, mess up the words cuz I can hardly keep my mushed JW mind focused anymore
zzzzzzzzzzzz
stand up, clap clap clap
go to the bathroom, walk around & see the teenage JW girls wearing dresses that are 3 sizes too small
sit down
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
eat lunch
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
clap clap clap
more zzzzzzzzzzzzz
out to dinner, "wasn't that great blah blah blah"
Daze 2 and 3 - repeat above