The Top 10 Lies Happy Husbands Tell (page 4)

teejay

What's this? Marital wisdom from Cosmopolitan ~~rag~~ mag?

Nah. Redbook.

waiting

y'all are so easy to target........being men an' all.........

I was incredible in bed last night. I never once had to sit up and consult the manual. - Woody Allen

Just so yanno I like y'all anyway

A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it. - HL Munro

waiting

asleif_dufansdottir

But you see, you're not supposed to expose us like that! Got it???

Oh as if we didn't know already. You guys aren't fooling us. We just let you think you are.

The biggest lie you guys tell, is the one you tell yourselves (it doesn't fool us either):

"No! That's still good! Don't throw it away! It does not belong in the trash!!"

waiting

"No! That's still good! Don't throw it away! It does not belong in the trash!!"

I'm married to the above quoted man.

*sigh*

waiting

Oh! I would have thanked asleif_dufansdottir for the above quote (it's hers/his)

but I didn't know how to shorten that one.................

ESTEE

Why....It's a lovely hat, honey!

ESTEE

>Subject: women
>
>A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
>sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
>"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
>you one wish."
>
>The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
>want.
>The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
>enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required
>to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
>take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but
>it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a
>little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify
>me."
>
>The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
>that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
>what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
>cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can
>make a woman truly happy."
>
>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

teejay

Not all of them are like that, Danny. Just most of them.

DannyBear

****Not all of them are like that, Danny. Just most of them.**** And viva la difference I say! I have lived with two women, one for 9yrs, the latest and greatest for 20yr. Jeez almost 30yrs of experience...well la de da. I still get all weak and wobbly when tear's flow, mine mostly. Lol. It's fun to talk about both gender's foibles. We surely have equal if not greater amounts to share. Laughing at each other can be the best medicine sometimes. Danny

asleif_dufansdottir

I'm married to the above quoted man.

So am I. So are most of the women I know. We're getting packed and ready to move and I'm about ready to kill him. He actually went and got a second storage locker for the stuff I refused to take (some of it, quite literally, trash that he refused to throw away..."I can use that kleenex box!"). If I would let him, he would literally be one of those people who piles trash and old newspapers around the house until there are only tiny pathways through the room.

The Top 10 Lies Happy Husbands Tell

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