I WENT TO THE ASSEMBLY YESTERDAY HAHA!!!

by Mary 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary

    Well the closing prayer by some boring cheese & cracker bro spiritually strong brother really made me realize that this was a complete waste of my freakin Saturday an experience I won't forget .

  • rocketman
    rocketman

    Great post by the way Mary - I love your use of this feature to make some funny points.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    I wouldn't go to the assembly unless high moved by the spirit. There is absolutely no a huge chance of me ever obscenely and noisily causing a scene falling into the snare of independent thinking.

    Thanks for this great idea!

    CZAR

  • BadJerry
    BadJerry

    Oh Mary thank you so much for sharing that info. I will be careful going on the internet.

    I'm glad to say that so far I have run into one of the best sites out there. It has so many Great People on it. I know it's the truth they tell because I share some of the same things. glad to be here.

    from IMANALIETNO logging on to hubbys ID

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    Apostate sites on the internet, yeah right, never in a thousand years .

    Where do they come up with these ideas ???

    How did you sit through it all ??? were you able to keep a straight face ??? I doubt it !!!

  • Pepper
    Pepper

    Yall have to see the show called " Equilibrium " now if that is not a movie about being a Jehovah's Witness nothing is. You can rent this movie on DVD or VCR its a must see for awakened people to keep them sted fast.

    Pepper

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Mary, I damn near died reading your opening thread.

    What a hoot!

    Thanks, it made my night.

  • Mary
    Mary
    How did you sit through it all ??? were you able to keep a straight face ??? I doubt it !!!

    Well I must admit I was bored to death before it even started, a bit tired, but I managed to get through it by drinking lots of rum coffee and that helped me alot. Why, it was lunch time before I even finished the bottle knew it!!

    I also found that reading a book about Elvis sightings all the scriptures they quoted, really helped to make me want to visit Graceland the afternoon to fly by as I listened intently to all the experiences of brothers and sisters who have screwed themselves royally sacrificed material possessions, in order to better their social status be a more spiritually mature person in the congregation.

    I could really feel the distilled rum Spirit warm my heart as I passed out drunk relaxed and made the whole day an enjoyable one .

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Mary....you do have a sense of humour.

    BTW Welcome to Pepper, who made his/her first post back there somewhere.

  • free will
    free will

    hilarious!

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