I WENT TO THE ASSEMBLY YESTERDAY HAHA!!!

by Mary 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • zion sleeping
    zion sleeping

    I'AM GOING THIS WEEKEND IN S.C.... SO THEY HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THE INTERNET, YOU SAY MMMMM.

  • Mary
    Mary
    SO THEY HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THE INTERNET, YOU SAY MMMMM

    Well, they were just telling us that they better not freakin well catch us we should be very cautious while on the Internet, because the ruler(s) of Bethel this wicked System of Things will shit twice and die if we find out what's really going on is trying to make us lose our faith in this wacko religion God's Earthly Organization and we need to keep faithful seeing as Armageddon hasn't shown up yet is right around the corner.

    btw, glad I could bring a smile to so many faces with this posting.

  • Swan
    Swan

    Thank you for the chuckle informative material Mary.

    Rocketman wrote :

    Well, if JWZone-ites come over here, we'll be seeing a lot of Star Trek character usernames and avatars.

    Perhaps we should grab up all the good Trekkie names before they get here. <evil laugh>

    (Just kidding Simon!)

    Tammy

  • heather_66350
    heather_66350

    lol, yea i just went to the convention a few weeks ago. i could barely stay awake. it seems to me they always just want to repeat the same things, and then the brothers and sisters always ask what you learned afterwards, and since i'm still trying to keep the peace and not get thrown out of my house, all i can do is smile nicely, when what i really want to say is that i didnt learn a thing, that they are only repeating themselves every year.

  • Gamaliel
    Gamaliel

    Mary,

    Thanks for the enjoyable, funny, entertaining, hilarious thread. Darn, for some reason I just can't do it as good as you guys.

    Gamaliel

  • Sheralee
    Sheralee

    You mean assemblies are not alcohol-free singles bars!!!!!!! lol

  • sf
    sf

    Did you know that there are (gasp!) apostates on the Internet??!! Yes brothers, many of these apostates have logged on to chat rooms where Jehovah's Witnesses are, pose as Witnesses and subtly start to get others to start thinking for themselves "poison the minds" of the faithful!! Even more shocking, is the fact that they admitted that this has been successful and that many Witnesses have "turned aside from The Borg, God's Organization and have started doubting the insane doctrines teachings of the senile old men in charge Faithful & Discreet Slave Class!!

    Of course. 'We' are goal-oriented to succeed. What did you seriously expect Watchtower?

    This is just one profile the jws see daily; stuffed with as many links as I can get on it:

    http://profiles.yahoo.com/wturls

    It has been about two years now, I think, since about.com shut down due to heavy internet apostate workers at work. We can only hope more sites do the same.

    sKally, DO MORE! klass

  • mustang
    mustang

    "Nevermore!!!" quoth the Raven

    Mustang

  • LeslieV
    LeslieV

    Mary, what a great sense of humor you have. You are a very creative writer!!! Thanks for the walk down memory lane. I am still laughing!!!!

    Leslie

  • termite 35
    termite 35

    Thanks for the laugh Mary- I needed that

    Ah...........Poor Winston Smith.....thinking of you -hope the wife wakes up soon

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