by jgnat 49 Replies latest jw friends
In fact, it is VERY, VERY SOON. My JW honey came back from the meeting with this earth-shattering announcement. He is prancing around the house with this new-found knowledge that I have not had the priveledge to hear, understand, or appreciate.
Got any good comeback lines? I'm hiding the koolaid...
Is it Very Very soon or Very soon... There could be a difference of a couple of thousand years here.
Millions now living will never learn.
Millions now at least eighty one will never die.
A couple thousand fundamentalist lunatics will never die.
Or you could just quote from the WT's history:
Religion is a snare and a racket, or how to use apocalyptic statements to energize the masses.
1975 - God's appropriate time to act, or apostate conspiracy?
CZAR
I hear it'll be 1874 - I can hardly wait!!!
JH, you have me giggling. Good point! Reminds me of a joke.
Man asks the big J, "Is it true that your minute is a thousand years?"
Big J: "Yes, my son"
Man: "and your dollar is like thousands for us?"
Big J: "You are correct"
Man: "Well, then Big J, could I have a dollar?"
Big J: "Sure, just a minute."
Czar, you are right on and your dry humor is very good. I am afraid your witticisms would go right over my honey's head, though.
Sigh, then you're going to have to break his beliefs the old fashioned way
SEX DRUGS AND ROCK'N ROLL!
Hey, the menage-a-trois, marijuana, and metal-music worked for me!
CZAR
Nathan, LOL. But he might not know a date that old. What if I said 1914?
CZAR, you might be on to something. Though I think I would more likely tempt him away with sports...
Hm...
Sports, eh? Get him a hobby like motocross, or... MUDWRESTLING!!!
Take him to a strip bar. Get him to make small compromises. Get him drunk, then offer him a joint. Ask if he'd like to watch you getting a massage from one of those ladies in the back of the alternative newsweekly.
Small steps. Once he is completely destroyed, he can be rebuilt if he wants to be. It will be a rough road. One cannot throw off years of mental conditioning overnight.
Is he a good man? If so, he needs to be told that, because his guilt might cause him to try to leave you. If he's not a good man, however, throwing off the shackles might be more than he can handle...
CZAR
Oh, yeah, Armageddon is just around the corner; I'm just not sure which corner.
Millions now living will never learn.
I love it!!
