Whats the craziest thing you've done at the Kingdom hall?

by yxl1 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Francois
    Francois

    The service meeting when they announced that smoking was now a dfing offense? I got up halfway through and walked out.

  • kproscts
    kproscts

    It was the night of or shortly there after the Memorial, there was an elders meeting and I was stuck with my dad waiting for him to get out (it went into the wee hours of the night sometimes) me and another elder's son were goofing off and were starting to get ticked that we were still here. Anyway, we popped our heads into the room they were in and the elders were toasted off of the wine, well someone left one of the bottles at the door - well we snatched it... we weren't so upset after that.

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D

    Has anyone ever sat through the announcement to the cong that they were DF’d/DA’d and then lit up a cigar or something like and then walked out that right after the announcement. Man, that would be funnier than hell!

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    I was mad at an elder, so during the break Theocratic school/Service Meeting song, I filled his gas tank with sand. Wonder how he got home that night ???????????

  • JH
    JH
    I filled his gas tank with sand. Wonder how he got home that night ???????????

    I guess he needed a new gas filter.

    Just don't put any sugar in the gas tank.

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    Rundont'W: wonder if that is why Thunder had to replace the fuel pump LOL

    We left our honeymoon to come back for the memoial GEESH how silly we were

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    When I was a teenager, one night after the memorial, some friends and I, including an elder's son partook of our own emblems in the lane behind the KH.

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  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    I took down the "One Towel Please" sign off the paper towel dispenser and put it in a stall next to the roll of toilet paper.

    By the way, I made it a point not to shake hands with any brothers that evening.

    ***** Rub a Dub

  • Swan
    Swan

    I went to a meeting with two elders, alone, after I had sent in my DA letter. I gave into them to appease my family and because they led me to believe some compromise might be worked out. That was sure stupid!

    Tammy

  • dannywalsh
    dannywalsh

    reciting the presidential speech from the movie independence day

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