Whats the craziest thing you've done at the Kingdom hall? (page 3)

gcc2k

My first girlfriend and I used to make out outside the KH near her house. Neither of us knew the first thing about JWs, but we appreciated the quiet, clean location. :)

One morning I went to the KH for meeting for service (it was a weekday and I was pioneering). I was really early, for some reason, and I pulled into the handicapped parking spot (even though I am not handicapped). I hadn't turned the car off, though and I guess I forgot to put it in "Park", because suddenly the car lurched forward and bent the metal pole/sign in half. I then HIGH TAILED IT out of there and forgot about service that day.

Next time I went to the meeting, I noticed someone had tried to straighten it out and it was looking all dilapidated and bent out of shape. I never told anyone about it either.

Swan

Winston asked:

Has anyone ever sat through the announcement to the cong that they were DF’d/DA’d and then lit up a cigar or something like and then walked out that right after the announcement. Man, that would be funnier than hell!

Princess and her husband did something like that last January. Wore some cool clothes. Took a few pictures. They just got up and left after the announcement. They did it with style! You can read about it here somewhere.

Tammy

Hamas

MrsQ,

Your story made me laugh so much.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaa !!!!

Thanx !

tonyend

Angharad ,

LOL I remember there being one of those really painful to watch, lame rollpaly demos at an assembly once. In it there was a group of 'youths' talking about adding a beat and backing music to the kingdom melodies! but then they were told by an elder that it wouldnt be respectful

Maybe that was down to you lot !

I was one of those 'youths' who had that part at the Circuit Assembly!

ballistic

I turned the sound off after the second verse of the song once, then had to turn it back on again for the third.

Michael3000

Back when I had decided to leave Dubdom, I attended the last few meetings completely stoned! I remember almost breaking myself up during a service meeting, because I was thinking "Gee, the meetings are MUCH more tolerable when you've got a buzz on!" Then, there came a part in the meeting where there were "demonstrations" being done on how to "offer" the mags, and I had to go outside and have a belly laugh, they were so awful! Ah, memories!

Bibbitybobbityboo

Confessed my 'sins' to a body of 3 perverts in the back room.

Country Girl

I went once, after I had been out over 10 years, with my Mother to the meeting. After 20 minutes I was having a nicotine fit and went outside of her Hall and stayed out there for the balance of the meeting and smoked on the front porch. Heh.

CG

nobody told me

Tried to break into the kingdom hall with another brother to post a letter on the information board regarding what was wrong with the local body of elders. We got in and could not reset the Damn alarm before it went off. WE BOOKED IT. No posting of the letter, but it was fun to see the P.O. in his jammies with the cops.

Whats the craziest thing you've done at the Kingdom hall?

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