Holy WHALE SEMEN batman!!!!!!!

by gumby 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • KGB
    KGB

    It was the thought that the fish I ate last week might had been covered in sperm, EEEWWWWWWWW

  • obiwan
    obiwan

    Could you imagine the size of the condom! The resevoir alone would have to be the size of a vw bug!

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Not to get technical, but the picture Ignored_one posted was a whale shark. Not even a mammal. Speaking of which, what kind of hooters must a whale have to nurse a baby whale? Maverick

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    400 Gallons ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    THATS NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lol

  • gumby
    gumby
    but the picture Ignored_one posted was a whale shark

    That bastard! He's trying to sabbatoge my thread! I knew the whale I was speaking of was way bigger!

    Gumby

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    That wasn't the penis! That was the whale. What have you been thinkin of girl?

    The penis is there... just scroll over to the right! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • aunthill
    aunthill

    *Imagine what a sperm whale would do.*

    ROFLMAO Big Tex!

    Aunthill

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Mmmm, no wonder I love sushi!

    Nina

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
    ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360
    gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder
    why the ocean is so salty...

    Pass it on .......Don't swallow the water

    Well not unless you are following the Atkins diet and need all the protein you can get.

  • gumby
    gumby
    Well not unless you are following the Atkins diet and need all the protein you can get.

    Hey!!!!......my wifes on the Adkins diet!!!!! You just gave me a great idea my friend.

    Gumby (will be back in a half hour or so)

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