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On Your Tombstone, What Would You Like To Have Written?
by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends
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riz
Here lies the body of Riz.
Her beer finally ran out of fizz.
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OrbitingTheSun
I will not have a tombstone either. I will be divided and donated to people who need my parts, and the rest will be burned and buried at the roots of a baby tree.
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Hamas
I will be divided and donated to people who need my parts
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AlanF
"Here lies a dead man".
AlanF
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IslandWoman
"Get Out of Here Fool! I Ain't Dead Yet!"
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IW
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Englishman
If you work and do your best
You'll get the sack like all the rest.
But if you laze around and bugger about
You'll live to see the job right out.
The work is hard - the pay is small
So take your time and sod them all.
'Cos when you're dead you'll be forgot,
So don't try to do the bloody lot.
Or on your tombstone neatly laquered,
Those famous words:
"Just Bleeding Knackered"!Englishman.
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happyout
I will have my ashes scattered at sea, but my obituary will need to detail that I was a great mother, because I put effort into it each and every day. I want it to say I loved my family without reservation, and that I always tried to say something positive to everyone who crossed my path.
Happyout
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Introspection
"Pepproni and sausage." Actually, I guess that brand of frozen pizza may be gone by then, and even when it's around people don't get the reference, so although I like the fact that that one is short and sweet I'd probably opt for this classic line from the movie Caddyshack. This was spoken by Bill Murray's character, who played the greenskeeper for this golf course, I guess he is talking about a caddying experience:
"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey! How 'bout a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me... which is nice."
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BluesBrother
"You only get one life, so make sure you enjoy it all,
and never listen to the fools from the Kingdom Hall"
or perhaps just
"Oh heck, I thought I was going to live forever"