On Your Tombstone, What Would You Like To Have Written?

by minimus 22 years ago 49 Replies latest 22 years ago jw friends

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  dmouse 22 years ago

  Under this sod

  lies another

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  DFWnonJW 22 years ago

  someone already did the pizza reference dammit!

  how about "Occupied"

  when we was bricklayering, my brother wrote a song about the trade and it included this line:
  ...and when I die don't burry me at all, just throw me in the mixer and spread me in the wall...

  well I thought it was funny anyway.

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  Undecided 22 years ago

  Here lies another dead JW, what happened to millions now living will never die?

  Ken P.

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  Mary 22 years ago

  FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!

  THANK GOD ALMIGHTY,

  I'M FREE AT LAST...........

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  AlanF 22 years ago

  Hi OrbitingTheSun,

  It's just my adaptation of a stanza from the song "When I See An Elephant Fly" from Dumbo. The original is:

  I saw a peanut stand,
  Heard a rubber band,
  I saw a needle that winked its eye.
  But I think I will have seen everything
  When I see an elephant fly.

  AlanF

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  Thunder Rider 22 years ago

  Weep not for me.

  For I outlived all my enemies.

  Thunder

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  TruckerGB 22 years ago

  When I die,dont bury me at all,

  Just pickle my bones in alcohol,

  On my chest,place a barrel of the best,

  And tell my friends,i've gone to rest.

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  El Kabong 22 years ago

  Wasn't that a commercial for pizza toppings?

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  Maverick 22 years ago

  This reminded me of this little old lady who was reading headstones while wandering back to her car after visiting her late husbands grave. She stopped at one which read "Here lies John Clark a Lawyer and an honest man."Wow! Imagine that!" She exclaimed "They buried two men in the same grave!" Maverick

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  minimus 22 years ago

  Maverick, I remember that one! I think I'd like to have the same tombstone as the great Charles Taze Russell.

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