I wonder which posters here were the ones...

by berylblue 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • berylblue
    berylblue

    ...always selected for those nauseating parts in the service meeting. You know, The Theocratic Family's Encouraging Service Experiences? The Theocratic Family's Example of a Well-Conducted Family Study? The Theocratic Family's Thoughts on Shunning Disgusting DF Persons?

    Who wants to 'fess up?

    For me, I used to think if the damned Knight family were up on that frigging platform one more time, portrayed as the perfect "Christian" family, I was going to puke. As it happened, I had to content myself with eye-rolling, sighing, muttering and, of course, seeking respite in the ladies' room.

    Rosemarie

  • Dansk
    Dansk
    The Theocratic Family's Example of a Well-Conducted Family Study?

    Guilty!

    Dansk

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug

    It must have rattled some people when the head of the family that had a well conducted family study, went out the door and grew a beard!! Would sure love to hear the gossip about that event !! Bug

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    I quite regularly got picked to do talks about 1914 and masturbation.

    LOL

    Craig

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    what's 1914 got to do with masturbation? must've made for one hell of a talk!

    Mike.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Mike, the connection is that if you can't explain the one, you do the other.

  • Dansk
    Dansk
    It must have rattled some people when the head of the family that had a well conducted family study, went out the door and grew a beard!! Would sure love to hear the gossip about that event !! Bug

    Hi Bug,

    Growing my beard was the ultimate event that caused my family to be shunned! An elder and his wife live right on the corner of our street. Usually we got a muted "Hi". Now, as we passed them in the car, my wife saw the elder mouth to his wife: "HE'S GROWN A BEARD!"

    That was it! Shunned ever since! LOL

    Amazing, isn't it! I mean, what was that growing under Russell's mouth? And, of course, Jesus ALWAYS carried his Bic with him!

    Dansk

  • LeslieV
    LeslieV

    Guilty as charged. It sure was the talk..actually I think it still is.. when I walked out one day with my three kids and divorced their PO annointed father and never looked back. They really hate that I work for another "religious agency" and I am in the paper representing "Babylon the Great" all the time. LOL

    Leslie

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    dansk

    my wife saw the elder mouth to his wife: "HE'S GROWN A BEARD!"

    it's rebellion and completely SATANIC!!! you should be burned at the stake for it!!

    an elder was around our house the other night, and he says that the internet was a satanic influence. i told that i'd better throw my pc outside and burn it then, in a sarcastic tone. he's said that i'd be as well to. to which i laughed at him in a mocking way. he couldnt win a single argument that night, poor old sod.

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Groan..........that was us. How embarrassing.

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