What did you learn as a JW?

by JH 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • shera
    shera

    If you don't do this and that..YOUR ALL GONNA DIIE!!!

  • Tron
    Tron

    Not a JW,

    But studied and learned ,Its a crock of shit(excuse the expression).

    1-Dont ask for logical explanations to what the society says just belive it.

    2-Dont marry someone not in the so called truth because the bible says so.

    3-Believe the interpretaion of the Bible by the society because they say so.

    4-Who ever asked about the Dinousaures, what a time discrepencie there but they say carbon dating must be wrong and man and Dinosaur co existed PLEASE...I would think noah could of got one on the boat No? He He

    5-Ahh I give up, theres just to mush garbage to type .How about this I cant stand the Society gang of controlling dictators. There No better than any other Religion.you go to there conventions and they tell you there in debt so fork out the cash with there boxes at every corner...Yeah right I dont need to hear about there so called financial situation there probably better off than alot of people.

    Tron

  • Kingpawn
    Kingpawn

    Tron,

    I was going to say that a fitting payback for what they taught you would be for you to put counterfeit money in the collection boxes.

    Then I realized you'd never get back the change you were due.

    What did I learn?

    1. It's not how you stand with Jehovah, literally it's "Who's yer Daddy?"
    2. How to turn any conversation into a sermon.
    3. Elder's daughters are cockteases.
    4. If having a sense of humor isn't a df'ing offense, it should be.
    5. Racism is alive and well in the KH.
    6. How to be politely smug.
    7. P. T. Barnum was right when he said there's a sucker born every minute.
    8. My way around the Bible.
    9. How to rat people out and think it was for their own good.
  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE

    I learnt how to.....................

    1. be judgemental
    2. be self-righteouss
    3. not trust
    4. be afraid
    5. chase the clock
    6. be ignorant
    7. get rid of real friends
    8. shun
    9. FIGHT AGAINST ALL OF THE ABOVE
    10. how to be more discerning
    11. accept imperfection
    12. relax
    13. be myself again
    14. love unconditionally
    15. how to pretend I'm not at home when the JWs come knocking.
  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE
    • FIGHT AGAINST ALL OF THE ABOVE
    • how to be more discerning
    • accept imperfection
    • relax
    • be myself again
    • love unconditionally
    • how to pretend I'm not at home when the JWs come knocking.

    I must make clear that these final points were learnt AFTER leaving the borg, after fighting against all the crap I developed as a JW.

    I don't think I explained myself correctly in my first reply.

  • smack
    smack

    what Shera said.

    You have the choice, but if you make the wrong choice, you die

    Steve

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    I learned that organized religions are full of crap.

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    I learned how to manipulate people. It's not really that hard. Kinda like being a used car salesman.

    I don't do that myself, though.

    ash

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    1-Elders daughters are sluts

    HEY,....I resemble that remark...no wait I mean I resent that remark, yea, that's it

    Lisa

  • Francois
    Francois

    How to leave an organization without seeming really to do so.

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