Can a witness receive a massage?

by JH 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • petespal2002
    petespal2002

    Congregations have all sorts of stupid rules, going well beyond the things written. In on a 15 year affair was 'overlooked' as the sister in question was 'so faithful' otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    I'm sure the reason my ex-wife got away with it was that she had thoroughly painted a picture of me as an evil apostate, and they just wanted her away from my satanic influence.

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    I was just wondering, I was at a strip club last night and a girl came up and gave me a neck massage. I wonder if this is unscriptural in the eyes of the dubs?

    Will

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    Only if she tried to Text Message you also.

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    teenyuck,

    Mmmmm I like that, by the way what is a Text massage??

    My son was just telling me how him and his "good" dub friends went to a strip club and the stripper was taken 5 dollar bills out of the moth with her boobs. These are the same dub friends that are now such good Christians and look down on my son because he isn't a good dub.

    Will

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    W.P, there was a thread a about a week ago that had a quote from one of the WTS publications (very recent) stating that *young people* need to be careful with cell phones and Text Messaging. It can lead to impure thoughts, which of course, will lead to fornication!

    Text messages are like AOL instant messanger, but on your cell phone. I don't use it, however, it is very popular. Very easy way to stay in touch with out making an actual phone call. I guess *young people* (read teenagers) are using them in school and rather than calling they are having text message banter.

    I wish I knew what the thread was. I'll try to find it and post. It was funny!

    Edited to add the other thread:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/55508/1.ashx

  • William Penwell
    William Penwell

    teenyuck,

    OK I misread what you wrote. I thought you said "text massages" not "text messages". Yes I have an idea what text messages are, although I don't have a cell phone.

    Will

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