I should be delighted to have the opportunity to steal a million from WBTS.
They stole half my life, and a proper career. Then I would use the money like Jesus - maybe pay for clean water for kids in Africa (rather than yet another BEFFEL) whatever; just helping in a practical way.
Anyway - are we not entitled to be forgiven 77 x 7. Surely the Witlessness wd forgive my first sin against them?
All the other thefts would have a negative impact on someone so I would not do them.
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