You know the type... always going on about how their car got possessed by the devil because someone left a pack of cigarettes in it. Or maybe their pots and pans started flying around the house because they bought something from a garage sale.
There are also the types who won't eat skittles because they contain an ingredient made from dried and crushed beetles... which means that they were not properly bled.
And the types who won't let their kids watch cartoons because the animals talk... like Satan did with the snake.
Then there are they types who are always into the latest get-rich-quick scam... or Amway and trying to get everyone in the congregation to buy something.
Oh, and don't get me started about the demon possessed smurfs who run around kingdom halls swearing and accosting the women with their teeny-peenies.
What's up with this!?!?!