U.S. Admits it Faked Hussein Brothers' Deaths

by George W Bush 23 Replies latest social humour

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  Robdar

  I know this writing style....should I tell everybody who our new president on this forum is?

  Nope, I think I wont.

  Robyn
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  George W Bush

  Before I retire this evening I thought I would post a little article about a hollywood friend of mine. Well she mentioned me in the interview.

  Sarandon Tired of Being Called Anti-American Just Because She Hates America
  Speaking from the headquarters of the charity organization she runs, Adopt-A-Suicide- Bomber, the too-old-to-get-the-good-roles-but-not-having-enough-acting-chops-to-get-Katherine-Hepburn-parts Sarandon said that criticism of her is being organized by "wealthy elitists who don't care about social justice and income redistribution and are only interested in making money off the labor of the disadvantaged and different." Ms. Sarandon then took out a riding crop and whipped her Filipino houseboy for spilling an espresso machiato on her $8000 Christian Lacroix gown that was handsewn by Mexican immigrants working 16 hours a day at 50 cents an hour in a Tijuana sweatshop. Before she left in order to appear at a court hearing concerning a $100 million lawsuit she had brought against quadriplegic 12-year old Susie Nickles of Ames, Iowa for taping Bull Durham when it appeared on HBO, Ms. Sarandon castigated the Bush administration, which she says is characterized by "greed and disregard for working people." The actress concluded her remarks by saying, "Americans are stupid and are only interested in money and having a bourgeois lifestyle. And if any of you dress up like the character I played when you go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday night you better damn well send me a royalty check or I'll sue you for everything you've got!"
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  expatbrit

  George, I'm becoming concerned at your left-wing tendencies of late. Please see me under the special "illuminati cone of silence" in the oval office.

  Expatbrit, level one reptilian
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  obiwan

  Someone's board.
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  Reborn2002

  I know that writing style too Robdar.

  Jesus Christ is back!
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  Satanus

  Mr bush. As each country gets it's own slogan, will they get logos as well? As american style capitalism democracy spreads would you like to see all those countries turned into corporations, producing goods and services for the US and other countries, paying their taxes to their saviour country, while their people live at subsistence levels, w no pensions to look forward to, and no health benefits?

  SS
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  waiting

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  Hey Reborn,

  Just making darn sure of what's going on here.................this was in your post under Jehovah's Witness Discussion.

  It's there because I'm currently viewing the board, right?

  I have nothing else to do with this discussion, except snickers at SS.
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  cruzanheart

  So are you saying that George W. Bush is really Jesus Christ? There's a scary thought!

  Nina
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  Angharad

  Waiting

  Yes its because the page is embedded, so in effect it just another way to view the thread. When I look at Reborn's post I see my inbox.
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  George W Bush

  I suppose turnabout is fair play, right?

  Administration In Crisis Over Burgeoning Quagmire

  Washington DC, August 12, 1945 (Reuters)

  President Truman, just a few months into his young presidency, is coming under increasing fire from some Congressional Republicans for what appears to be a deteriorating security situation in occupied Germany, with some calling for his removal from office.

  Over three months after a formal declaration of an end to hostilities, the occupation is bogged down. Fanatical elements of the former Nazi regime who, in their zeal to liberate their nation from the foreign occupiers, call themselves members of the Werwolf (werewolves) continue to commit almost-daily acts of sabotage against Germany's already-ravaged infrastructure, and attack American troops. They have been laying road mines, poisoning food and water supplies, and setting various traps, often lethal, for the occupying forces.

  It's not difficult to find antagonism and anti-Americanism among the population--many complain of the deprivation and lack of security. There are thousands of homeless refugees, and humanitarian efforts seem confused and inadequate.

  In the wake of the budding disaster, some have called for more international participation in peacekeeping.

  A Red Cross official said that, "...the German people will be more comfortable if their conquerors weren't now their overlords. It makes it difficult to argue that this wasn't an imperialistic war when the occupying troops in the western sector are exclusively American, British and French."

  The administration, of course, claims that, given the chaos of the recent war, such a situation is to be expected, and that things will improve with time. As to the suggestion to internationalize the occupying forces, the administration had no official comment, but an unofficial one was a repetition of the quote from General McAuliffe, when asked to surrender in last winter's Battle of the Bulge--"Nuts."

  In an attempt to minimize the situation, a White House spokesman pointed out that the casualties were extremely light, and militarily inconsequential, particularly when compared to the loss rates prior to VE Day. Also, the attacks seem to be dying down with each passing month. But this statement was leaped upon by some as heartless, trivializing the deaths and injuries of young American men.

  Many critics back in Washington seem now to be prescient, with their previous warnings of just such an outcome a little over a year ago.

  One congressman said that "...it's time to ask whether the German people are better off now than they were a few months ago. Yes, a brutal dictator has been deposed, but at least the electricity and water supply were mostly working, and the trains running on time. After years of killing them and destroying their infrastructure with American bombs, it seems to me that the German people have suffered enough without the chaos that our occupation, with its inadequate policing, is bringing."

  It's not clear how much support the Werwolf has among the populace, who may be afraid to speak their true minds, given the fearfully overwhelming "Allied" presence in the country. But it is possible that, like the guerilla forces themselves, the people have been inspired by Propaganda Minister Josef Goebbels' pre-victory broadcasts, and those of Radio Werwolf.

  "God has given up the protection of the people . . . Satan has taken command." Goebbels broadcast last spring. "We Werewolves consider it our supreme duty to kill, to kill and to kill, employing every cunning and wile in the darkness of the night, crawling, groping through towns and villages, like wolves, noiselessly, mysteriously."

  While no new broadcasts of Goebbels' voice have been heard since early May, no one can be certain as to whether he is alive or dead, and continuing to help orchestrate the attacks and boost morale among the forces for German liberation. As long as his fate, and more importantly, that of the former leader Adolf Hitler himself, remains unresolved, the prospects for pacifying the brutally conquered country may be dim.

  Although Grand-Admiral Donitz made a radio announcement of Hitler's brave death in battle to the beleaguered German people on the evening of May 1, some doubt the veracity of that statement, and there has been no evidence to support it, or any body identified as the former Fuehrer's. Rumors of his whereabouts continue to abound, including reported sightings as far away as South America, and many still believe that he is hiding with the "Edelweiss" organization, with thousands of Wehrmacht troops, in a mountain stronghold near the Swiss border.

  Many have criticized flawed intelligence for our failure to find him, causing some, in the runup to next year's congressional elections, to call for an investigation.

  A staffer of one prominent Senator said, "For months, starting last fall, we were told by this administration that Hitler would make a last stand in a 'National Redoubt' in Bavaria. General Bradley diverted troops to the south and let the Russians take Berlin on the basis of this knowledge. But now we find out that there was no such place, and that Hitler was in Berlin all along. And now we're told that we can't even be sure of where he is, or whether he's alive or dead."

  For many, marching in the streets with signs of "No Blood For Soviet Socialism," and "It's All About The Coal," this merely confirmed that the administration had other agendas than its stated one, and that the war was unjustified and unjustifiable.

  General Bradley's staff has protested that this is an unfair criticism--that the strategic decision made by General Eisenhower was driven by many factors, of which Hitler's whereabouts was a minor one, but this hasn't silenced the critics, some of whom have bravely called for President Truman's impeachment, despite the fact that most of these decisions were made even before he became president in April.

  But some have taken the criticism further, and say that failure to get Hitler means a failed war itself.

  "Sure, it's nice to have released all those people from the concentration camps, but we were told we were going to war against Hitler, even though he'd done nothing to us," argued one concerned anti-war Senator. "Now they say that we have 'Victory in Europe,' but it seems to me that if they can't produce the man we supposedly went to war against, it's a pretty hollow victory. Without this man that they told us was such a great threat to America, how can even they claim that this war was justified?"