Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... Yes it's a REAL church.

by SecretSlaveClass 17 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • HowTheBibleWasCreated
    HowTheBibleWasCreated
    This religion his 9 denominations... which one shold I follow.?..it's not a joke anymore when people break it up...
  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Lots of people are finding the gluten-free Flying Spaghetti Monster easier on both their minds and their bowels.

  • SecretSlaveClass
    SecretSlaveClass
    It's amusing that the DMV have allowed members of the church to wear colanders on their heads for photos. I wonder how many people have been married by their "orstrained" ministers thus far?
  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Actually they encourage it - carbohydrate and beer consumption

    Great, you've whetted my appetite for Pastafarianism!

    Although, if you don't mind, I won't be going door-to-door or getting baptized ... not after what happened last time!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    I have been touched by his noodly appendege.
  • darth frosty
  • redpilltwice
    redpilltwice

    I prefer Chinese food...still hoping for a splinter group.

  • darkspilver
    darkspilver

    haha!

    Check out the Universal Life Ministry

    do a search for 'Universal Life' at the New York Times wedding section

    http://www.nytimes.com/column/vows

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