Avoiding Service Tips?

by Kohanic 41 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Kohanic
    Kohanic

    Back again!

    So as I'm still PIMO and living under my parent's roof, how can I get out of service? Cause I REALLY don't want to go and I feel dirty just knowing I could be influencing someone into this garbage.

  • Jules Saturn
    Jules Saturn

    If you’re a college student I would honestly schedule a class on Saturday morning

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    dress scruffy.

  • freddo
    freddo

    Be "ill" a lot.

  • Brian J
    Brian J

    Grow a beard

  • freddo
    freddo

    See what happens when you grow a beard ...

    https://youtu.be/vaATbuYG4RQ

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    fart loudly.

  • Brian J
    Brian J

    Post your real name, city, state, and congregation on this forum.

    That'll take care of your service problem in short order.

  • Brian J
    Brian J

    jajajajaajajaj....beard "fractions"

    Love it.

  • The Fall Guy
    The Fall Guy

    Just stopping, without saying anything against the org or its teachings is your only alternative to doing a minimal amount of recruiting time.

    If you can fade, then prepare the "conversation stopper" reply for your parents and the elders when they try to "help" you:

    "I have personal & private issues which I have to meditate and pray on. They're not things I can discuss with anyone at the moment, but thanks for your concern. I'm sure you'll respect my need for privacy."

    I wish you as little stress as possible, whatever choice is best for you.

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