Bill honey if you are feewing "spiwitually untapped" until now...den pwease do wet it all come pouring outcher pores..let the GOOD NUDES be spread...(say AMEN)...let the Laaaawd work frew you (GLOWIE hallaloooya)...gwace us wif your wit until we split (waize yowah handza to da LAAAAWD...glowy glowy)
And by alllllllll means, brotha ....start yo owwwwwwna thwed so as not to WASTE yo blessed sef on dis old one.
Anybody who says masturbation is SELF ABUSE...obviously hasnt done it or is doing it with rubber gloves on. :)