Now fimble suck he was smart
He thought like chain lightening
and had a mind like a dart
His I.Q quite frightening
He once posed a question
Had atheists all stumped
Their minds all aflutter
And hearts totally slumped
For the q was great
Full of pith and moment that rate
Among the top qs asked
from when time began till date
He was educated and had
A pitch perfect degree
'N GPA of 6, from Hobo U'versity!
He'd discovered there was a god
And invented a heaven to boot
So when yu cash in your chips
Yu hasten there toot!toot!
JW land, now, was totally agog
At this genius in their midst
The space traveller Pillius Pogg
Imediately they petitioned
Warwicks seven clowns sans a fee
To award Dimball duck
An effing PH.d.
Now Doc.duck with his question
Comes to this forum cock sure
He gonna stump all the atheists
And make believers of all here.
And further to boot
he jibes as he taunts
"Squirm squirm all yu atheists
Yu got no answer to flaunt!"
Now McDuck yu dumb ass
Yu total McF**k
Your question's as asanine
As your logic's unstuck
Now warwick may consider yu
A rocket scientist of renown
Since yu've travelled to hobotown
And returned safe and sound
But here you've trampled
On new horizons obscure
That your slick IQ of six
Will never comprehend for sure
So leave atheism to the atheists
And take that intelligence aged three
To a kingdom hall near yu
And spout your theory for free!
For believe me the JW's
Will lap up your spiel
And consider yu annointed
And crown yu Jah's zeal
Might even annoint yu
As Jesus their king
And shower yu with money
Ah the sound of " Cha Ching!!"
But for fcuk sake get lost
And take your fantasy with you
The Jw's will lap it up
I ain't shittin yu!