JW related collective nouns

by Simon 30 Replies latest social humour

  • Simon
    Simon

    English is a great language, especially when it comes to collective nouns. A "murder" of crows is just fantastic as is a "mob" of meerkats. A "colony" of ants, a "pride" of lions. They just sound so perfect.

    So I was thinking ...

    There are lots of groups within the JWs. So how about we invent some collective nouns for them?

    A shuffle of pioneers?

    A guilt of governing body members?

    An excuse of elders?

    A bumbling of believers?

    A disappointment of district conventions?

    A bankruptcy of bethels?

    Think of some more ...

  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot
    A bevy of horny sisters.
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    A misery of ministerial servants
  • Simon
    Simon
    A gossip of elders wives
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    A nursery of baptismal candidates

    An explosion of anointed

    A crowd of partakers

    A dwindling of other sheep

  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot
    A greatness of crowds.
  • BlackWolf
    BlackWolf

    A crash of circuit overseers

    A brigade of brothers

    A pack of publishers

    A school of sisters

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    A stupor of literature carts
  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I may put this entire thread in the Apostate Dictionary.

    A nuisance of publishers

    A creche of bible studies

    A litter of literature

    A skulk of pedos

    An implausibility of prophecies

    A prickle of independent thoughts

    A bloat of potluck dishes

    An ambush of love bombers

    By the way, these are all real words for groups of animals.

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    an army of illusive irregular publishers

    as asshole impacted with elders

    a pathetic picture of paradise

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