JW related collective nouns

by Simon 30 Replies latest social humour

  • Sapphy
    Sapphy

    A schmooze of COs.

    A desperation of ministerial servants.

    A mendacity of hours.

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    The teachings could be called a crock of shite.

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    A smug of pioneers

    An arrogance of elders

    A haughty of elderesses

    A gossip of publishers

    A humble of single sisters

    A superciliouous of circuit overseers

    A depression of disfellowshipped

    A self importance of governing body members.

  • compound complex
    compound complex
    a congregation of alligators
  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    How about simply:

    "A Flock of Sheep"

    How odd that they actually proudly use that expression as something to be proud of!

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    A state of Real Estate opportunists

    A sham of a Charity Religion

    A nobody who is a wannabe

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    a body of gelders

    steaming with rage

    hot like some welders

    prepared to engage

    A poetic description of a judicial committee

  • Alive!
    Alive!

    LOL @ a shuffle of Pioneers!

    So globally, we all knew about the jokingly named 'pioneer shuffle'.....

    My goodness, they sure knew how to keep us too distracted and occupied in 'field service' to be of real value, with real works.

    Hours upon hours upon hours.....what a true force for good we could have been.

  • gone for good
    gone for good

    "A stifle of opinions"

    stifle : suppress, smother, restrain, check, curb, silence

    noun - "The absurd Watchtower study evoked a wide stifle of opinions among the apathetic congregation"

  • gone for good
    gone for good

    "A crush of counselors."

    ks. 2.10/16 A crush (2 or more) of counselors is to be formed when handling any case involving thinking, kindness or beards ( brothers only) . One of the crush should be assigned the responsibility to amass the necessary records , forms and reports to impress the CO and HQ.

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