OK, so the real question is which one of the GB will be the first to grow a beard and end all this nonsense about what the article means. Take your pick: will it be tight-pants Tony M, or perhaps G. Lösch? Ha!
If one of them ever did, beards would catch on like wildfire, like a volcano that had been plugged up for years and has been let loose. Half the R&F bros. would have them within a month, with the other half standing aghast.