Stupidest thing a JW ever told you (page 17)

Robert7

"Everything said on stage comes from Jehovah himself"

I couldn't believe anyone would be so ignorant to actually believe that...

Frequent_Fader_Miles

The end is soooo close, and Jehovah is gathering his people. That's why there's a Watchtower exclusively for JWs.

loosie

that I should take down my posters of Johnny Depp because it is idol worship.

Nosferatu

Is it me, or have some of my old posts been resurrected from the cybergrave? :D

Bourne

When your wife leaves you.....and a clueless,dumbass elder says, "She'll cool down and come back. You'll see." .... She never did..............not that I care or anything.

Freedom is sweet!

Bourne

oompa

told to entire hall by elder/pig herder......."You don't need no good education go get yasef a good job...plenty have dun it".......oompa

but personally to me....I was told I was partially at fault for my wife running away and getting pregnant by a worldly man (an instructor), because I chose to sign us up for the class together, and it was a worldly class......WTF!!!! we have to somehow find JW schools???? where????

jdnumber7

I am not mentioning any names but some years ago a friend of mine wanted to get a book from the library named "The Demon Vaccum cleaner." His dad who was a JW no surprise said he couldnt have it as it had the word demon in it. I was never a JW thank god but it pisses me off that al,l these childs lifes are spoilt by the shity lying thick ignorant self contradicting religion that are the Jehovahs Witnesses

shamus100

Those dirt devils.. watch out for them.

Wordly Andre

At a funeral for a non JW family member: "I can't believe you went inside the church you know your just invited demons to your house"

Stupidest thing a JW ever told you

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