The following list was posted by Generation2 in Reddit. Perhaps you can add to it.
1- It's a translation issue.
2- That's how things where then.
3- It makes sense if you have faith.
4- You are quoting out of context.
5- It is not for us to know.
6- You are reading it wrong.
7- It's a metaphor.
8- You can't prove it didn't happen.
9- Leave it to Jehovah (favorite excuse)