If You Had Freeness of Speech, What Would You Like To Tell The Elders?

by minimus 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Something like this old song -- altered lyrics highlighted in blue

    Take this

    religion and shove it
    I ain't preaching here no more
    My faith has left and took all the reasons I was preaching for
    You better not try to stand in my way
    When I'm walking out the door
    Take this religion and shove it
    I ain't preaching here no more

    They'll have you in this Kingdom Hall From now on for fifty years
    All this time I see my old friends Drowning in their tears
    I see a lot of people who
    Gotta have a piece of me
    I'd give the shirt right off my back
    If I had the nerve to say

    Take this religion and shove it
    I ain't preaching here no more
    My faith has left and took all the reasons I was preaching for
    You better not try to stand in my way
    When I'm walking out the door
    Take this job and shove it
    I ain't working here no more

    The P.O . is a regular S.O.B.
    The study conductor he's a fool
    Got brand new theocratic hair cuts
    You think he's a fool
    One of these days I'll blow my top
    And somebody's gonna pay
    I'd hate to see the look on his face
    When I get the nerve to say

    Take this religion and shove it
    I ain't preaching here no more
    My faith ha s left and took all the reasons I was preaching for
    You better not try to stand in my way
    When I'm walking out the door
    Take this religion and shove it
    I ain't attending here no more

    Take this religion and shove it
    I ain't preaching here
    Ain't attending here
    Ain't going here no more

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    I have my freedom of speech, and I exercised it both in my DA letter, and in person.

    In person, I said that as far as my personal life goes, the elders had better learn their place. If they had a problem with that, I was more than qualified to teach it to them. Needless to say, that was the beginning of the end of my time with the JW's.

    In my DA letter I essentially told them the WTS was a skanky whore.

    Walter
    Canadian District Overbeer

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    i'm with blondie on this one, i wouldnt waste my breath.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    I essentially told them the WTS was a skanky whore

    Stirring up images of nasty flies, cheep perfume and serious BO emanating from the nether regions.

  • minimus
    minimus

    "I told them the WTS is a skanky whore"........

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    When elders question you to see if everything's alright, what would you REALLY like to tell them, if you could???

    Elder: Is everything allright Nosferatu? Nosferatu: No, you look really fucking stupid in that suit.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Get out of her if you do not want to share in her sins (i.e that the WTBTS is Babylon the Great)

  • kls
    kls

    Take your jw crap and curl up and die.....

  • Utopian Reformist
    Utopian Reformist

    I used to spend valuable time preparing documentation, evidence, letters and notes for just such an occasion. I was going to have my day with the local body and set matters straight.

    It took a few years later to realize they are so trivial and so low in the organizational food chain that any victory over the elders would be a pyrrhic humiliation at best. It is like reasoning with a toddler about ethics.

    The only people I want share information with are those that need help. The elders are helpless fleas in pathetic microscopic circus of buffoons that most people will never waste anytime contemplating.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Whew! U R----That was GOOD!

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