Bless you
Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)
by hoser 56 Replies latest social humour
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Tameria2001
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Diogenesister
I'm collecting to start up a soup kitchen for the homeless....care to contribute brother?
Sister did you know Pheobe in the bible was a ministerial servant? We have a position and we think your 30 years of pioneering, willingness to help older ones and kindness to the children make you the most suitable publisher for the position.
I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
No sister, you are on a pension so we will not accept your whole weeks income toward the world wide work.
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blondie
"How are you" but walk on by without waiting for an answer
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Vanderhoven7
Good luck
Merry Christmas
Happy birthday
What is your son dressing up as on Halloween?
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fulano
Santé !
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Pete Zahut
Is it me or is there something disturbingly odd about Stephen Lett ?
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Yes you heard me right....I didn't study my Watchtower in advance because reading it once during the meeting is pointless enough as it is.
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Elder: All in those in favor of sending additional funds to the Society, raise your hand.
Congregation Member: Excuse me....we are all just now hearing about this for the first time, will we be getting a break down showing exactly how these funds will be spent, before we vote?
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FedUpJW
Dear Brothers,
We were wrong. We apologize to each and all of you who suffered due to following our wrong interpretation of the Bible.
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Are you serious
The governing body are such idiots!
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Betheliesalot
Im going to see my mom on mother's day
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Betheliesalot
Trick or treat!
Merry Christmas!
Happy valentines day!
Happy Birthday !
Happy anniversary! not...