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Things you will never hear a good Jehovah’s Witness say (to another Jehovah’s Witness)
by hoser 56 Replies latest social humour
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GLTirebiter
"You should read Studies in the Scriptures. Those prophecies are so amazingly accurate!"
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LongHairGal
Another thing you won’t hear a ‘good’ JW say - at least not out loud:
..”I better get off the pioneer list and get myself back to school and get a career or a decent job so I can retire and have something to live on in my senior years. After all, nobody’s going to support me!”
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Finkelstein
You wont hear a JWS say .... " Say those WTS. heads the GB members are just a bunch of lying scammers posing as god's chosen ones to coerce and lure people into their control"
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Island Man
Elder to publisher: "Bro. Pioneer we're concerned that you're not devoting any time to assisting the poor and needy in shelters or soup kitchens."
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joey jojo
1. I just explained to that householder how we arrive at 1914, using only the bible.
2. I've decided to start printing my own bible literature.
3. I wish the conventions still lasted 7 days.
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User99
“I was hoping that we could go through the old Ezekiel book or Revelation book again .”