Honestly I don’t know whether he will be a good standup or not.
That having been said he’ll be crap.
For when he flounders maybe we should donate worthy jokes. Here are a few of my finest:
Did you know there are only 3 million chickens in the UK? That’s a poultry amount.
Did you hear the latest theory the JFK assassin was from Cornwall? Others are saying that’s just a Cornish patsy.
Did you know that - “Police police police police police.” - is a grammatically correct English sentence? Not funny, but true.
Did you know Jesus had a motorbike? Mind the time he rode into Jerusalem in his Triumph.
How do we know Moses wore a wig? Because sometimes he appeared with Aaron and sometimes without.
Some people say that Satan wears a wig, but there will be hell toupee for whoever started that rumour.