Mr Oliver, please stop making sense! I want my ears to be tickled with lies from Chuck Schumer and Maxine Waters that President Trump liked to get peed on by Russian hookers while he dined with Vladimir in the Red Square. I want to hear that President Trump has a secret direct phone line into the Kremlin, and that they make daily phone calls. I want to hear that President Trump enforcing current immigration laws is racistâ„¢ and an impeachable offense. I want to hear that President Trump has the secret codes to the nuclear football and that he might one day just flip out and decide to use it on the CNN HQ in Atlanta Georgia. Because, you know.... I can't get over the fact that President Trump won! Give me my safe space!