Men and Women are SOOOOO different....

by LDH 16 Replies latest jw friends

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  Sunchild

  I said, "My God, Tiger needs to get trimmed up!" My husband busts out laughing with how 'he was just thinking about how phenomenal he is'....

  
  *snicker* Well, this makes a pretty fine example of why I don't think I'll ever understand straight women, and why most of my friends 've been guys. I remember a time when I was about 12, maybe 13, and my family went on a trip to St. Louis to visit some relatives. One of those relatives was a distant cousin named Stephanie. Our visit went something like this:

  Stephanie: ::squeals and hugs Rochelle tightly::

  Rochelle: ::looks confused and hugs back, but sees no point in squealing. Conversation ensuses and goes on for awhile, until it arrives at....::

  Stephanie: So, what do you like to do for fun?

  Rochelle: I dunno.... Play video games, draw, watch wrestling, I guess. And I LOVE the Ninja Turtles.

  Stephanie: ::frowns:: Don't you like to do any girl things?

  Rochelle: Like what?

  Stephanie: Well, like shopping, or talk about boys.

  Rochelle: ::thinks a minute; decides that most "girl things" seem to be silly and/or dull:: Guess not.

  So goes the story of my life.

  *Rochelle, quite happily female, but never that much of a "girl."

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  "Most men complacently accept 'knowledge' as 'truth'. They are sheep, ruled by fear."
  -- Sydney Losstarot, "Vagrant Story."
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  COMF

  The internet (and my email) is filled with texts people send around to each other detailing the differences between the sexes. Here's one of my favorites.

  COMF

  Discussing Haircuts

  Women's Version:
  Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

  Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

  Woman 2: Oh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

  Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts -- that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

  Woman 2: Oh -- that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

  Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms -- see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

  MEN'S VERSION:
  Man 2: Haircut?

  Man 1: Yep.
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  BugEye
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  BugEye
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  BugEye

  How to impress a woman:

  Compliment her,
  cuddle her,
  kiss her,
  caress her,
  love her,
  stroke her,
  tease her,
  comfort her,
  protect her,
  hug her,
  hold her,
  spend money on her,
  wine and dine her,
  buy things for her,
  listen to her,
  care for her,
  stand by her,
  support her,
  buy flowers for her,
  go to the ends of the earth for her...

  How to impress a man:

  Show up naked.
  Bring beer.
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  JAVA

  Hey BugEye, nice haircut--my wife just pointed it out to me!

  --JAVA

  ...counting time at the Coffee Shop
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  Kent

  Well, LDH, you're right. Men and women ARE different. I don't know if you understand what I'm talking about - but the difference is called a brain. Look it up in a dictionary. LOL

  Kent