Aliens exist and YHWH (Jehovah) was one of them.

by Jehovah Was An Alien 30 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    There are many people who believe that extraterrestrial life exists and that some races of these beings have visited Earth. Some of those people believe that YHWH was just one member on a council of "Gods", and that those "Gods" created us by messing with the indigenous primates that existed at the time of their arrival.

    This supposedly happened hundreds of thousands of years ago, not 6,000 years ago as the bible thumpers claim. It's a pretty far out idea, but it would make a pretty cool series or movie.

    This thread makes me thirsty! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

    DD

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy
    Just fuse two chromosones in to one and bam you have humans, wait that's already been done. So maybe not so hard after all.
  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I hope the planet that joke-hova is infesting blows up. Or crashes into its sun. Or its sun becomes a supernova, without any warning. That thing is responsible for the whole mess our planet is in. It took some 90% of our lifespan away, plus our spirituality, and gave us this mess instead. Now, instead of having us living (in youth) until 800 or 900 years with many living past 1,200 years, we live sickly until we are in our 70s or 80s, with few making it past 100. And the scam put out by this same monster that we can live forever, but only if we obey everything and waste our whole lives.

    I, for one, do not like joke-hova. I also do not like jesus, because even if that thing were real it would be nothing more than scum. The real Christ is none other than our Sun. I can only hope joke-hova's star goes supernova and makes that thing suffer immensely. Meanwhile, the Belt of Orion, where Duat is and Satan and His Demons live, is of far more interest.

  • No Longer a JW Brother
    No Longer a JW Brother
    There's this crazy dude at my work and he's been pimping flat earth theory to everyone. He has literature, videos, quotes from the Quran, and all kinds of crazy ass stuff and it is amazing how much conviction this dude has. But I'm with WTWizard on this tho. Peace.
  • baker
    baker

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoDKPe0eIZQ

    This thread is something like a movie from the 60,s Charriots of the Gods by Eric von Daniken, who was a catholic who questioned the OT and has made a career out of researching this and this research has become quite mainstream. I think he is onto something esp when connecting the landing strips in Peru built thousands of years ago,ect. Watch the movie and get your favorite adult beverage out.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxx x"...Now, I'm not saying 'Jehovah' is an alien... xxxxx xxxxxxxxx xx xxx x xxxx...but 'Jehovah' is an alien..."

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister

    juandefieroa day ago
    So was Xenu relateted to YHWH?

    I think your'll find that was Zena warrior princess
  • SonoftheTrinity
    SonoftheTrinity
    We have three big alien religions in this country. The most infamous is the Church of Scientology, the most political is the Nation of Islam, and the sexiest one is of course Le Raรซlianisme. L. Ron Hubbard, Louis Farrakhan, or Raรซl and his assistant, Miami T.V.'s sexy Jenny Scordamaglia pick your poison. Now Raรซl says he met the extraterrestrial named Yahweh. Jehovah was an Alien are you a follower of Raรซl?
  • brandnew
    brandnew

    I think it was elijah that got abducted by a firebreathing dragon aka...spaceship. Just sayin

    Mad Puppy

  • brandnew
    brandnew

    @vidiot.......whoa....yeah ancient aliens is theeeee shit!!!!!

    I love that show.....annanaki yaweh.....sound right...right???

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    Mad Puppy

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