Women Over 40

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask, What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And
it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the
age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's
doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if
they think they can get away with it...

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is
not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her....

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning,
smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy
relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-
old waitress.

obiwan

there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-
old waitress.

You needed to add, with big boobs! Men are pigs, oink, oink!

Englishman

They don't tell

They don't yell

And they go like hell!

Englishman.

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Englishman -

so true...so true

Lisa

wannaexit

Being over forty has taken on a new meaning for me. Thank you.

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wannaexit -

It's nice to meet you. You're very welcome.

Lisa

smack

so true

Jessica Rabbit

I love this post! I actually like me, now. No more waking my man up in the middle of the night gettin' all schizo! Now if I wake him up,........ talkin' is the last thing on my mind.

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Jessica -

Ain't it the truth? Talkin' is the last thing on my mind...

Lisa

gumby

Talkin' is the last thing on my mind...

I am so confused! If you do not talk.......what in the world DO you do?

The only thing sad about women 40 and over.......is in just a few years past that they go through the change.........then they get bitchy all over again! They only have a few years of their life that they are normal. Then agter the change they start getting the deep voice and black whiskers on their chins......dammit. As for men........well.......they are pretty much pricks their whole life..........so my point is........women win again.

Now on the serious side. I agree with you arrowstar. I think at 40 women and men have figured out life a bit, and can funtion much better emotionally. Good thread!

Gumby ( gumby hopes like hell she can take a joke)

Women Over 40

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