by ApagaLaLuz 11 Replies latest social humour
Bendrr, that reminds of the time I was in Alabama at a bar and I told a few redneck jokes to my friends. We all thought they were pretty funny but apparently this one particular local took exception 'cause when I got up to visit the men's room, he followed me in! Got right up in my face and was pretty pissed to say the least! He got so worked up he actually pulled a razor on me!
I believe he would have cut me too if he'd found a place to plug it in.
ROFLMAO! @ Mike and sirrup....
I don't think this one will be quite as funny but here goes...
A lovely young blonde walks into a bar and notices this hunky good lookin fella. So she goes over and to start conversation, she asks him, "What are you drinking?"
The hunky fella flatly answers, "Magic beer."
Intrigued, she asks, "Why is it called magic beer?"
The hunky fella says, "Watch this." He takes a drink, steps up on the bannister, flys around the room and lands at the bar.
The blonde is amazed and asks him to do that again.
He takes another drink, climbs on the bannister, flys around the room and lands right back at the bar.
She says, "I've gotta try that." and orders a "Magic beer".
She takes a drink, climbs up on the bannister and falls flat on her face. The bartender looks over at the hunky guy and says... "Superman, you can be quite an a**hole when you're drinkin'!"
Inq
