by Englishman 62 Replies latest jw friends
XenaNow that hurt. I thought we were pals? I stayed away from your "can men and women be friends" thread, you should thank me.
Dave
Dave
The truth can hurt sometimes can't it????
Hit me with your best shot baby. I'm a big girl I can take it. (and if I can't I will just start to cry and make you feel really bad )
Xena
Craig,
You follow me around like a dog with a butt fetish. I know I can't say any more, you have won. You have the whole Mickey Mod Club looking out for me now. I feel like Iv had my mouth washed out with a damn Snickers bar.
Go pick on someone else, I have seen the errors of my ways and have turned over a new leaf.
Keep it up and I'll give JCannon your home phone number!
Dave
I know I can't say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch any more
I'm telling!!
I agree with Big Tex -- bring your own tea bags. Some places are getting into decent hot tea (Starbucks is serving their version of chai) but not enough to be safe. I think you'll find everything fairly civilized, with a few exceptions. If you can remember that, no matter what the situation, the guy in the pickup truck (particularly if he has a gun rack in his back window) ALWAYS has the right of way, you'll survive the trip. There are no exceptions to that rule.
Oh, and if you're going to be in Orlando, look for the all-you-can-eat lobster buffets. There are quite a few of them around Disneyworld, and it's a great way to satisfy a lobster craving. Also, try Benihana's near Disneyworld. It's a Japanese steak house where they cook the food on a hot table in front of you, and it's a pretty cool show for the kids as well as the adults. Food is delicious too.
I'm so glad we're finally going to meet you, Her Ladyship, Simon and Angharad! See you on the beach!
Nina
Whoops. Forgot to log in. My bad!
Nina
Xena,
Yes, the truth does hurt (sniff, sniff). You know I only make humorous posts because I am hurting so much inside. Ya know, the tears of a clown kind'a thing. My life is a mess and...and....I think about ending it all the time.
I'm getting older (you know what that is like) and I feel that life has passed me by. My mommy won't talk to me and my kids look at me like I'm a damn ATM machine. Nobody loves me and...sniff, sniff. I am so alone.
Now you did it, I'm crying and I'm going to go eat a whole gallon of cookie dough chocolate ice-cream and bake something while I listen to Tory Amos CD's and shoot up a bottle of diet Pepsi.
You are just a heartless evil woman with big boobs.
Dave
ooohhhhh very good try Dave.....you ALMOST made me feel bad...NOT
You are just a heartless evil woman with big boobs.
beats being one dimensional
but this, this Dave...
I'm getting older (you know what that is like)
was just downright MEAN
pass the icecream please...........
Xena,
Do you want that with your normal amount of nuts on it?
Sorry about the getting old comment.
I'm going to go sit in the corner now for that one. I wonder if JCannon will let me borrow his dunce cap?
Dave
PS: sorry for taking so long to respond. Barney Fife called me again and said I was being mean to him. I had to run out and buy him a lollipop. Kate is working and left him home all alone and he was scared.
Dave, Yes, the truth be told that did hurt (sniff, sniff). You know I only make humorous posts because I am hurting so much inside. Ya know, the tears of a clown kind'a thing. My life is a mess and...and....I think about ending it all the time.
I'm getting older (you know what that is like apparently also) and I feel that life has passed me by. My sisters won't talk to me and my kid looks at me like I'm a damn ATM machine. Nobody loves me and...sniff, sniff. I am so alone.
Now you did it, I'm crying and I'm going to go eat a whole chocolate chip cookie dough cheesecake and bake something while I listen to Celine Dion CD's and shoot up a bottle of Mountain Dew.
You are just a heartless evil man with big uuummm feet.
Xena
"You are just a heartless evil man with big uuummm feet." You know what they say about big feet. "Big feet........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Large shoes"
