What is The Zaniest Thing You've Ever Done? (page 3)

berylblue

awwww, Beryl....didn't go very well, hon? So sorry to hear that...but yer right, it was kinda crazy, cher

I loved him, Frannie. Still do, in a way. With me, once I truly love, it never dies.

Frannie Banannie

I loved him, Frannie. Still do, in a way. With me, once I truly love, it never dies.

Beryl, in cases of the heart, it would be nice if we'd been created with a built-in "alarm system" that would tell us if our love was "requited", wudnit? It would save a lot of hearts from being broken.

Frannie B

Yerusalyim

Frannie, asking about my underground newspaper, asks...

Yeru, didja get caught?

Well, yes, but I didn't get into trouble.

I had the LAN administrator create a second email address for me under my pen name I.P. Freely and sent it out by email. When the administration asked him who it was he fessed up right away...but this was after the second issue...and it was such a hit I was actually ordered by a Colonel to continue publishing.

I have one last issue to go before I change jobs.

There was the time I let my mentally handicapped (read retarded) brother get into a Go-Cart capable of doing 40 MPH...and the creek bed and tree he discovered...my mother slapped me for the first time since I was like 11. This was two years ago.

Does riding a bicycle off the neighbors garage roof count?

The time I tackled my cousin, reached into her bra, and wiped my nose with the handful of kleenx I took out...in front of her friends. OK that was just cruel...funny...but cruel.

obiwan

Well I was a dub at the time, my friend was not but went to meetings. His sister had a camaro and we took it out one Friday night, she was out of town. We were racing another car, when around the corner came a cop (dammit). I was the passenger, and as we passed the cop (center divider) I looked back to see if he turned around to get us, sure enough he did. We had enough of a lead on him to floor it, and get around the same corner he came from. As we got around the corner, we both realized he would catch us because, after the corner was a long stretch of road. So, just after the corner was a dirt road to the left, I told my buddy to turn off the lights and pull onto the road, it was dark and trees and large bushes were on both sides of the raod. We did, and we waited, a few seconds later, the cop flies by, lights on, siren blaring. This long stretch of road also has a main street midway to the left. So, we waited a couple of minutes, started the car and went home.

Two days later the cops showed up asking about a white camaro, we were not home, but his parents were. There were three white camaro's in town and the cop didn't get the plate, so they ran a description in the computer to get the addresses. His parents questioned him and he dummied up.

Not many can say they outran the cops!

Frannie Banannie

it was such a hit I was actually ordered by a Colonel to continue publishing.

Kewl Beans, Yeru! Good for you! Kinda like "Good Morning, Vietnam!"..heheheh

Does riding a bicycle off the neighbors garage roof count?

LOL, Yeru! Only if you AND the bike were unmangled during your descent....

reached into her bra, and wiped my nose with the handful of kleenx I took out...in front of her friends. OK that was just cruel...funny...but cruel.

LOL again, Yeru! bad boy!....bad, baaad boy! Reminds me of the time my older sis wore artificial poopsidoodles in her swimsuit to the public swimming pool here and surfaced to find them floating nearby....(cackles)

We were racing another car, when around the corner came a cop (dammit). I was the passenger, and as we passed the cop (center divider) I looked back to see if he turned around to get us, sure enough he did. We had enough of a lead on him to floor it, and get around the same corner he came from. As we got around the corner, we both realized he would catch us because, after the corner was a long stretch of road. So, just after the corner was a dirt road to the left, I told my buddy to turn off the lights and pull onto the road, it was dark and trees and large bushes were on both sides of the raod. We did, and we waited, a few seconds later, the cop flies by, lights on, siren blaring. This long stretch of road also has a main street midway to the left. So, we waited a couple of minutes, started the car and went home.
Two days later the cops showed up asking about a white camaro, we were not home, but his parents were. There were three white camaro's in town and the cop didn't get the plate, so they ran a description in the computer to get the addresses. His parents questioned him and he dummied up. Not many can say they outran the cops!!!

Good GRIEF! Obi, that was a real...um....cheek clincher....LOL! Bet yall were sweatin bullets for a while, huh?

Frannie B

termite 35

There've been a few...

one that still makes me blush was when I went to Leeds to visit friends at University there...we went on a pub crawl -as you do- and at the end of the evening, rather worse for wear we boarded a bus back to their digs..

half way home me and another girl were desperate for the loo - we had to go- all that beer had to go somewhere...so we got off the bus when it stopped to let another load of students on and desperately looked for somewhere to 'go'-there were no bushes in sight that offered the appropriate cover; except for the ones we spied in the middle of a roundabout ...yep, you guessed it- we peed in the middle of a roundabout , near some bushes that in our drunken state thought like they offered privacy- but didnt...

we were both lit up like Christmas trees for the whole of Leeds to see-illuminated by the car headlamps- when we ran back for the bus we got a big cheer

ballistic

LOL I feel "relieved" about posting my story now!

Frannie Banannie

we were both lit up like Christmas trees for the whole of Leeds to see-illuminated by the car headlamps- when we ran back for the bus we got a big cheer

LOL@ Termite! Too funny!

LOL I feel "relieved" about posting my story now!

LOL@ Ballistic! (snicker, snort)

Frannie B

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