Well Micheal,
My first experience with a Ouija Board came on a date with beautiful woman who I got to know through work. She claimed to be a white witch (the good type I guess. Smile), and asked me if I would like to try out the Board? I said sure, whatever. I had no interest whatsoever in the board, uh, only what the evening may bring!
I had recently broke up with my girlfriend, and this was one of my first dates. About a year previous, my girlfriend had gotten pregnant. We found out too late while she was in the hospital that she was pregnant, because they forgot to ask her if she thought there was a chance she may be pregnant before several x-rays were taken. When the doctor told us the baby would almost certainly be deformed due to the x-rays, we opted to abort. My girlfriend’s mother offered to pay for the whole thing, and she did.
Anyway, that night on my date, I put my hands on the thing that moves across the Board and it started to move. At first I just thought she was moving it, and I went along with the gag. Then, the Board spelt out, W-O-M-B. I knew immediately right there that this thing somehow knew about the abortion. I just knew. Then the board started spelling over and over the initials, Z.A. Over and over and over. When my date asked me if I knew anyone by those initials, I said I did not. It kept on repeating the same two letters until finally it spelled out, S-T-U-P-I-D.
My girlfriend’s mother’s initials were Z.B., not Z.A. The nest day I called my old girlfriend and asked her what her mothers maiden name was, and it began with the letter, A. Z.A., then I got it. It not only knew about the abortion but even who paid for it! This really happened, I swear.
The very next day I got me my own Ouija Board and I began playing every night. What followed got even spookier . . .