a joke from my jw dad!

by free will 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Panda
    Panda

    Typical jw humor ... always nag on the ladies. I heard that one and the "army of large women " ad nauseum.

    So booo hissssssssssssss

  • azaria
    azaria
    "at 40 below zero.... Jehovahs Witnesses will stick to your screen door".

    Perry: that was funny. Will copy that for future use.

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Adam,

    Sweet sunny jesus that brings back memories of trying to accomplish "acceptable" humor. All these good jokes that I heard and couln't repeat and all these absolutely horrid ones that I had to use

    Ah, that reminds me of the pastor who had such a touching faith in the existence of "clean" sex jokes. He provided a single example:

    A young couple were going on their honeymoon, and on the way to the hotel, their car broke down. The young man poked around under the hood and then got under the car to try to fix it.

    He was down there for a long time. His lovely bride got lonely and crawled under the car to keep him company.

    About an hour later the pastor drives along the very same road, and sees the young couple. He stops his car and gets out, approaches them, and coughs.

    Then he says, "Excuse me - do you realize your car's been stolen?"

    GentlyFeral

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    c'mon, it wasn't that bad !!!!!!!!!!

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