Yes, you can now ask your priest to use 'I can't believe it's not Jesus', the answer to a devout dieters prayers!
All the taste and salvation of ordinary communion wafers and HALF the calories!
New diet aid for people who celebrate mass!
by Abaddon 20 Replies latest jw experiences
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ignorance is strength
How dare you mock the Most Holy Eucharist.
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SixofNine
lol.
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riz
lol @ Abaddon
i like my Jeez-Its with cream cheese and salsa.
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Phantom Stranger
Rick Reynolds, comedian:
You know, if things were just a little different with the Catholic Church...for instance, if the host were fudge, I'd be there. Think about it - "Body of Christ - with or without nuts?"
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patio34
Abaddon:
Riz:
Phantom Stranger:
Thanks for the LOLs!
Pat ( a former Catholic)
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drwtsn32
What about low carb wafers for those on the Atkin's diet? I'm thinking of poor Elsewhere...
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Euphemism
Really, folks, all these solutions show such a lack of faith. Just pray as you are receiving the wafer, and all your dietary needs will be taken care of...
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Yerusalyim
On an interesting side note...Theresa Neuman...a German stigmatic...recieved communion daily as her ONLY source of norishment for years.