What was God thinking when he created Apes?

Latin assassin from Manhattan

God created Apes, a two legged mammal that can looks, thinks, communicates, shows emotion, and almost walks like a human. And we're supposed to believe they're not distant cousins? Is this God's idea of a sick joke? Couldn't God have given Apes an extra head or something just to avoid the confusion? Revelation is loaded with all kinds of freaky beasts and stuff, why not make one of those instead of an animal that resembles a freakin' human!!!

stillajwexelder

Depends on whethre one believes in evolution or creation

Phantom Stranger

Maybe he was practicing? ;)

Phantom Stranger

He did it to test you faith, silly. Same reason he planted the fossil record.

Panda

Hey don't talk bad about our not so distant cousins of our not so large Great Apes family. Chimps are only 4% different from our dna... not much and BTW they do have the genes for voice just like us so someday we may have 2 heads and ---you fill in the rest....

funkyderek

So there'd be someone to replace us when this happened:

alt

frenchbabyface

Yes !!! and "ItD" on US

Hamas

The only danger of this, is if they ever send us to that horrible planet of the apes.

Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty ....

THAT WAS OUR PLANET !

You maniacs !

You blew it up !

Damn you !

Damn you all to hell !

Hamas

p.s. They do say that God created man in his image, its a sad outlook for christians around the world if God looked anything like an ape.

Panda

Hamas, He'd have to look more like Lucy from the Ulduvai gorge in Africa. So god would be about 4 ft tall, tan and muscular ... but he wouldn't be able to talk.

HEY, if god couldn't talk then who ~~wrote~~ dictated the B******Oh no

God would never have worn shoes, which does explain many god traditions like the one at the burning bush. "Remove those damn sandals" Hey, here is another problem who spoke to Moses at the burning bush?

And being very hairy like Lucy he'd have some vermin trouble, which explains all that washing up at temples, and later the whole water baptism by his modern homo- sapien sapien son.
I wonder how come Satan could talk, and a snake and an ass could talk ,but as we see from gods image ---he couldn't.

But it's so sad to think he wouldn't be able to sing Kingdom Melodies.Of course since those are sung to god he wouldn't want to sing them AND HEY Lucy did have big ears to hear with!!! My head is spinnin'

Panda looks for aspirin.

What was God thinking when he created Apes?

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