Jesus, save me from your followers!
I DO work for food!
by LDH 39 Replies latest jw friends
Oh, Lisa, I've seen some real gems. Here are a couple of my faves:
"You! Out of the gene pool!"
and,
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
I'll be back with more when I can remember them Great topic!
rizzy
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
A couple of my favorite Bumper Stickers are:
"Bad Cop!! No Donut!!"
"I long for the day when Schools have all the money they need, and the Air Force has to have a Bake Sale to raise money to buy a bomber!"
Rob,
...I hope that is "present company excepted"...???
How about:
"Inside me, there is a thin woman struggling to get out...I ate her"
or
"Bad news, Rev. Roberts. God's arrived and wants to see you...she's black."