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Best Bumper Stickers I've seen.....
by LDH 39 Replies latest jw friends
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COMF
On the bumper of an immaculately restored 1958 Oldsmobile that I used to see in Huntsville, Texas in the 80's:
"Your daddy bought yours. I built mine."
COMF
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d0rkyd00d
Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.
I hate everybody. And you're next.
Your proctolagist called. They found your head.
This one was a t-shirt:
LOST DOG: Three legs. One eye. No tail. Bruised ribs. Cast on foot. Recently hit by truck. No teeth. 2 years old. Comes to the name of Lucky.
"No cool quote yet. But i'll think of one soon."
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heff
"My Kid Beat up your honor student"
I've chuckled everyone of the million times I've seen that one.
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BugEye
Stop her having sex : marry her
dave
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reagan_oconnor
Sorry, I know it's big...
"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul."
I'm a senior member! yeah, baby!
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Farkel
Spied on the bumper of a delivery truck:
"Warning! Driver only carries ten rounds!"
Farkel
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trevor
JESUS SAVES - I hope he's getting a better rate of interest
than me!We had a couple in our congregation with the sir name of 'Holt'.
A car paint firm also called 'Holt' brought out a car sticker with
the slogan 'I only let Holt touch me up. They proudly displayed
it until the elders made them remove it.
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LDH
Trevor that is hysterical! And yes, I can imagine the elders having the gall to insist that sticker be removed.
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down, I pass out. No problem."
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rodnico
"I don't have a problem with God
It's his fan club I don't like"