Following a train of thought started by metatron, I think someone should start a line of greeting cards, a la Hallmark, just for JWs and those oh-so-sticky situations. My first idea was this:
[ARTIST'S RENDITION OF ARMAGEDDON ON COVER]
Just a note to let you know . . .
That you're being shunned!
Now get your butt back to meetings!
Love, [NAME]
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[PHOTO OF BLEAK WHEAT FIELD IN WINTER]
So you're reinstated?
BIG DEAL!
You still can't be considered "normal" for at least a year.
Have a happy day!
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Okay, fellow unbelievers, your turn! (And I'll bet you computer wizards out there can come up with something more eye-catching than my bracketed non-photos.)
Nina