Greeting Cards for JW Situations -- Let's Get Creative! (page 2)

micheal

I know I missed your birthday

I know I missed Christmas

I know I missed Thanksgiving dinner

I know I missed Valentines day

I know I missed Easter

I know I missed your New years Eve party

I know I missed your graduation

I KNOW I REALLY SUCK!!!!!!!

I think a good one would be any of the pictures from the Revelation book, particularly when people are falling into pits...with an arrow at someone falling in saying "YOU"...open it up to..."Happy Armeggedon!"

Gopher

On your baptism:

You took the dunk you made a splash

Now your life is about to crash

You can't leave now -- that would be naughty

We own your soul, the Governing Body

Swickley

For the holiday season --

badolputtytat

Your useful after all…

From house to house,

From door to door,

You peddle this trash

Like the Society’s whore.

Assimilate! Assimilate!

Bring in the cash,

We thought you' d like to know

What to do with this trash.

This poem don’t rhyme good,

‘cause I had to rush it,

but when I am through,

I’ll be sure to flush it.

alfie

How about this for a birthday greeting? A card with a picture of the WBTS idea of Armaggedon and sung to the tune of an old Russian

Russian dirge.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Oh HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

SIN and SORROW FILL the AIR

PEOPLE DYING EVERYWHERE,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

CIAO4NIAO!!

alfie

RunningMan

Phantom, that reference was hillarious. I knew a couple of JWs who had a "premature" baby. It was born two months early, only seven months after the wedding. The sucker weighed in just under 10 pounds.

The elder's investigated, but everyone stuck to their story, and of course, no doctor would give out info like that, so no action was taken.

Greeting Cards for JW Situations -- Let's Get Creative!

concerned mama