Oh, yes, and remember that the Society has already stated that the only reason they aren't stoning those considered to be apostates is because the worldly laws will not permit them to do so. If they made the laws......
What if the WTBTS ran the United States of America?
by Yizuman 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Swan
No one may vote.
Except for things that don't matter, such as what color to use to paint over the religious murals in the Supreme Court and other government buildings.
Choices:
Egg Shell White
Briefcase Beige
Because they can get those two on sale from Brother Hawkins, the painting contractor, and also Chief Justice of the new Supreme
CourtJudicial Committee.Tammy
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integ
That would suck.
Integ.
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integ
That would suck.
Integ.
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Dimples
What if the Governing body of the WTBTS ran the country instead of our present government?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Stop that! Even the very thought of that scares me and makes me sick to my stomach.
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Yizuman
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Stop that! Even the very thought of that scares me and makes me sick to my stomach.
*Hands out a barf bag*
Yiz
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Frannie Banannie
Frannie B
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SanFranciscoJim
More items for the list......
We would still have poor relations with France.
The state of Utah would secede from the Union and try to start a Civil War.
A constitutional amendment would be passed declaring all non-JW religions to be "a snare and a racket".
The President would vacation at Beth Sarim.
We would join the United Nations, and then withdraw our membership.
It would be illegal to own anything depicting the image of a Smurf.
We would be brainwashed into calling our country "The Truth".
Anyone caught owning a copy of "Crisis of Conscience" would be
crucifiedhanged on a torture stake.The Gideons would be required to put copies of the New World Translation in hotel rooms.
Our currency would now contain the phrase "In Jehovah We Trust".
In preparation for Armageddon, zookeepers would be required to train wild animals such as lions to become docile, so small children can pet them.
Our national anthem would be changed to "We're Jehovah's Witnesses".
All foreign aid programs would be limited to the distribution of Watchtower literature in those lands.
The Internal Revenue Service would be renamed "The Department of Tithing and Ransom Sacrifices".
The CIA would be renamed "The Legal Department".
Internet surfing would be strictly limited to watchtower.org and jw-media.org.
Participants on this message board would be deported to Guantanamo Bay for interrogation.
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Stacy Smith
So would that mean gay sex in prison would be outlawed??????
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SanFranciscoJim
So would that mean gay sex in prison would be outlawed??????
Which prison do you mean......Leavenworth or Bethel?