by FancyPants 24 Replies latest watchtower bible
Welcome to the board Fancypants
Yes I want to be creamated and spread my ashes on the Mississippi River here in Minneapolis. So I can be with the water spirits.
There's a law of not letting a whole body float down river. So I have to turn to ashes!!
OCW
Welcome FancyPants!! What brought you here? This is a unique initial post.
I do want to be cremated, but failing that I think I'd rather be thrown in the woods than stuck in a box underground.
I carry an organ donor card, and if I saw that anything from my body that could have been used to help someone else had not been used, I would be distressed. Once anything of use has been harvested, my mortal remains are going back into the carbon cycle one way or another.
R
Once I will be dead - I won't care AT ALL ... nothing against being cremated anyway
Personally I'd like to have my own crypt when I die, or at least a coffin; no burning thanks.
I want my body donated to a group of necrophiliacs
Hi there Fancypants! Thrown into the woods to rot like the Tri-State Crematory Assholes did? No thanks! I personally have asked to be cremated and my ashes scattered over Monterrey Bay in California. That's where my Grandfather's ashes were scattered (momma's daddy, I really loved my "Char") and I want to follow him out to sea for eternity.
If some scumbag like that guy at Tri-State did that to me, I can assure you that certain friends and family members of mine would make sure that he......well, let's not even discuss that suffice it to say he'd be sorry before he died.
Mike.
Welcome Fancy pants.
Nah, that wouldn't bother me.
cj
That is what i have ask to be done. My husband is dead set against it.
Guess we have to wait and see who dies first.
If I'm alive somewhere after I'm dead (my body).....I don't want to see myself....................................................which is why I am goint to be mumified by one of nNorman Bates nephews. I think he can do a good enough job to where I'll make it till science can make me new again. Otherwise.....it will be hard trying to find all those little ashes if I'm cremated , and the search party will get bored and give up looking for me and I'll be lost forever. Now that'd be a pisser!
Gumby
