If you wanted to be cremated after your death...

by FancyPants 24 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • ClassAvenger
    ClassAvenger

    If I'm dead, I wouldn't care one bit.

  • Singing Man
    Singing Man

    Being burned up is preferable trust me, to being imbalmed I used to be a aid to an imbalmer. People think you are preserved hog wash, its only for a little while and they keep you in a fridge, and your all waxed up most people look like a freek. As for me I hope they burn me hot.

  • refiners fire
    refiners fire

    I have a paranoid fear of cremation. Theres a nagging thought in my mind that people who are buried go to heaven, but those who are burnt go to hell.Its a fear of mine that the spirit is still inside the corpse, even though noone can detect any signs of life. Catholics forbid cremation dont they? Well thats why.

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    I did some chemically assisted meditation last night, wherein I discovered what it's like to be dead:

    Your body and soul expand to the farthest reaches of the universe, which spreads you mighty thin -- so thin, in fact, that you are no longer aware of your own existence at all; only of the vast cosmos of whirling jewels and tumbling stars.

    It's wonderful. Which renders the whole question moot, really.

    Now, the process of dying -- that's a bitch. Still not looking forward to that.

    GentlyFeral

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    I did some chemically assisted meditation last night, wherein I discovered what it's like to be dead:

    Well I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class!

    BTW, since we're on the subject of death........Hope everyone's thought about organ donation. Just because your motor ain't runnin' no more don't mean there ain't still some useable parts. Once you're dead you won't really need 'em anyways so do the right thing folks.

    Mike, organ donor in spite of the fact that my liver will probably end up in a carnival side show.

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