The old brother would do everything but kick the door down! "I see you in there!!! I see you!!!"......That's what he'd say and if they didn't listen he would end the "discussion" by saying they were going to be destroyed at Armageddon. I wonder why no one wanted to work with him..........Heathen, it was like a Jerry episode. I was about 17 at the time but I'll never forget it! (btw, once I grabbed that big guy, there was no way he was going to move).
Do You Have Any Unusual Experiences???
by minimus 16 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
Here's another one....We had an elder's wife swear using the "F" word in a few different combinations with the sisters. Usually she would say something on a one on one basis. And the listener would question whether she heard what she thought she heard. One night at a party, this sister's name came up in conversation. It turned out at least 10 different sisters heard her talk like this but literally couldn't believe their ears.
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Brummie
An elderly lady was chatting to us on the doorstep and her minging poodle kept yapping, since she was hard of hearing the problem was exaggerated. She said we may as well come in and she would put the Poodle in the kitchen and lock the door. When she went to pick up the poodle it kept running away so I asked her if she wanted me to catch it and put it in the kitchen? Yes. Hence began a run around that was quite stupid to say the least.
Anyhow, as I made a desperate dive to catch it the poodle pounced up a wooden bookshelf that swayed and fell breaking a lot of ornaments. Since the woman was hard of hearing she didnt know this had happened. I grabbed the poodle and locked him in the kitchen and sat for an hour in the ladys living room telling her the good news of the kingdom, but never told her what had happened in the other room. Coward huh. I handed the call over to a sister.
Brummie
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minimus
Brummie, that was funny........ I remember going into a dirty city tenement building in the middle of winter with an elder and his wife. A huge dog came running at them. The elder's first instinct was to pull his wife in front of him, closest to the charging dog, and shut the gate behind him, leaving his poor frazzled wife alone with the dog. She talked to the dog and got out of harm's way and looked for her cowardly husband who had run toward the car for safety.
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heathen
minimus --- I don't know how anyone could want to be a member of your hall . I guess God was scraping the bottom of the barrel in your neck of the woods . I tell you what tho I wouldn't put that behavior past any of the dubs I've known .
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Brummie
The elder's first instinct was to pull his wife in front of him
bwahahaahahahaha
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minimus
That elder eventually left his long-suffering wife and remarried a "worldly woman". She was stunned by his leaving her but she should've thought about the "dog" incident 10 years before.