by doodle-v 64 Replies latest social entertainment
what are the funniest movies that make you just die laughing? feel free to include some quotes!
Here are mine (list subject to change)
Friday-- "stimulate yo miiiind maaaan!" "cause its friday and you aint got s*** to do!"
American Pie---what does third base feel like? like warrrrm apple pie
Office Space--"didnt you get the memo?"
There's Something About Mary---"have you seen my baseball?" "is that hair gel?"
Doodle-V
Well, doodle, I have to reach back in time. I was watching a re-run of one of the Pink Panther movies with Peter Sellers where he points to a dachshund and asks, "Does your dog bite?" The man says no. Inspector Clouseau reaches out and the dog bites him. "I thought you said your dog does not bite." "It's not my dog."
Oh well, the whole movie is like that. I watch it whenever I need to laugh.
And then there is the way he says monkey, "minkey."
And the time he sucks the bird into the vacuum.
Blondie
LOL blondie!!
Add to that Monty Python movies. The British have a wicked but fun sense of humor.
Blondie
LOL Blondie - I used to love the Pink Panther films, not watched one in years though.
Monty Python, Holy Grail and Life of Brian - couldn't pick out a particular bit really
Meet the parents - the bit where he knocks the ashes off the table and the cat goes and pees in the them, also the lie detector test bit
Something about Mary - when he is trying to resusitate the dog
I have a really sick sense of humour
I own Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The first time I saw the movie, I rented it and my son and I watched it--and he cracked up at the scene when one of the good knights was fighting the black Knight where he wouldn't let anyone pass him. While they were fighting, the good knight kept cutting off the Black Knight's arms and legs. I think the first was an arm and the Black Knight said "Oh that's just a flesh wound." And there was blood pouring out the sockets. Even after all the limbs and legs were cut off, the Black Knight still wanted to fight!
I also liked that they were pretending to ride horses and they used cocanut shells to make the sound of horses hoofs. And the French guy who taunted King Arthur and his knights with silly phrases---and the shrubbery scenes. Oh and when they had to deal with the Holy Hand Grenade and took out this book that sounded like the KJV of the Bible on how to disarm it. There were just soooo many funny parts to that movie.
I also liked MP's The Life of Brian. He was a contemporary of Jesus Christ.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules!"
Dogma: "You knew Jesus?" ... "Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks."
Drop Dead Gorgeous: "The communal wine just proves too tempting for some people!" ... "That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ."
Fast Times at Ridgemont High: "You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy."
Galaxy Quest: "I remember that sound. It's a bad sound!"
Meet the Parents: "You can milk just about anything with nipples." ... "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." ... "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
Office Space: "Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!"
Princess Bride: "I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?" ... "Well... you were dead."
Rat Race: "Look at us go! We're zooming!" ... "I told you! We're hauling ass!" ... "We're hauling ass! Alrighty!" .... "Guess what I got back there." .... "You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!"
Shrek: "Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
There's Something About Mary: "Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?"
Tommy Boy: "You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"
I just remembered Monty Python's Meaning of Life too. In some of the beginning scenes, they showed this Catholic family with about 30 or more children--and their Protestant neighbors across the street, complaining about the Catholics having so many children.
Yes, Life of Brian and other Python stuff is great.
Something about Mary is one of the few films that is truly "silly" but makes me almost cry laughing.
Airplane!: "My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar." ... "When will you be back?" ... "I can't tell you that. It's classified."
